Quote Originally Posted by Fenril',index.php?page=Thread&postID=214778#post21 4778]This is something I stumbled upon a few months ago on a random forum and I thought it was so hilarious I had to keep it bookmarked. Well now I can share.


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Tact (Alliance-Sen'jin) LFM to start immediately[/font][/size]
Friendly, progression oriented guild looking for more people to help us rock Ulduar and beyond!

Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. Blizzard pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. Our mages have Warglaves. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.

We are <Tact>
And another that came to mind:

<Random Recruiter> We don't PvP. We don't run Heroics. We just raid....in ugly tabards.[/quote]I've seen this before. I always laugh cuz if you think about it. A-Z on the keyboard is not that far apart.