Funniest Guild Recruitment You Have Ever Seen

[kadaan]

"Casual raid guild with 2 wings of 10man Naxx on farm recruiting all races but Death Knights. We have vent, tabard, website, and 3 bank tabs."




Best part was when I asked him what their raid times were, and he said 6-11pm server, 7 days a week. Naturally I asked him how he considered that 'casual' and he said they're 'casual' because they don't impose minimum attendance requirements. I didn't even bother asking why they only have 2 wings off Naxx10 on farm with 35 hours of raid time a week, or inform him that DK isn't a race.

[Multibocks]

rofl!

[Otlecs]

This:

[Zub]

When a guy advertises and says his guild has a tabard, ask him to link it to you to see if you would like to join.
Then tell him you dont want to join because it's all white.

[ahtremblay]

True story;

<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<random guy> : Your not AFK if your spamming this much.

[Jubber]

Tact (Alliance-Sen'jin) LFM to start immediately[/font][/size]
Friendly, progression oriented guild looking for more people to help us rock Ulduar and beyond!

Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. Blizzard pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. Our mages have Warglaves. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.

We are <Tact>

And another that came to mind:

<Random Recruiter> We don't PvP. We don't run Heroics. We just raid....in ugly tabards.[/quote]I've seen this before. I always laugh cuz if you think about it. A-Z on the keyboard is not that far apart.

[Pippin]

i thinkn,that was the point.

[Diwa]

Need to resurrect this thread after i saw this today

[Bettysue]

was that on azgalor DIWA?

I loved the spamming of fail for about 3min after that.

[Sajuuk]

. A-Z on the keyboard is not that far apart.

That's only with QWERTY, With DVORAK they're across the keyboard from each other.