Karaoke-Boxing 3: Boomkindiana Jones and the Temple of Fail

[Eteocles]

Hard to come up with good thread names...oh well lol, newest installment, once again Eminem...Nyhm parodies him multiple times for good reason, his songs are far more "parody-able" than most others...a few lyrics even fit without needing changes to boot so what the hell, why not use him again ;p

I think I'll revise this later so if you can think of any lyrics that fit parts better please do post and I'll fix it up and add some assist credits ;p And again, having someone make these into actual audio would be nice; song is, obviously, Eminem - Without me.

Without Me, Me, Me, Me, and Me.

Two low level noobs go whine on the forums, whine on the forums, whine on the forums
Two low level noobs go whine on the forums, whine on the forums, whine on the forums

Guess who's back, no not XZin,(lol) Boomkin's back, run in fear
Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, MOON FI YAH

We've created a monster, cuz nobody knows who zin is anymore, they want Shamen, now Vyn delivers
Well if they want Vyn this is what she'll give ya, grounding totems and mix in a pala healer
Guild drama that'll g-quit the leader quicker than frost shocks at the lowlevels
when they're all gone questing, stirrin up world pvp makin the 70s start ganking

You waited this long to say who's raiding, even though I spent a few days upgrading,
"I know that you got geared for raiding, but this guy Shaman here's goin' first string raiding"
So the GM won't let me be, or let me pve, so let me see, he tries to promise things but not really, now the raid is wiping without me

So come on dipshits, give the GM a tip, fuck that, he'll never kiss lips, let alone any tits,
Get ready, cuz I'm bout to be laughin, I just gquit on all my toons, "FUCK YOU PANSYYYY"

Now this looks like a job for Vyndree, so everybody, just watch n see, cuz reading all the controversy, cuz it's always quite funny
I said this looks like a job for Vyndree, so everybody, just watch n see, cuz reading all the controversy, cuz it's always quite funny

Lil nooblets, kids feelin selfrighteous, embarassed their ass got stomped by 1 player, they start feelin like 1v5 should be fair, eventually logging on the forums to yell "BOTS!"
A shaman, boxing group is scary, could start a revolution pollutin the forums(an asshole)
so let us revel and bask in the fact that Blizz isn't banning our asses

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe, you can see so damn many of my alts, yer so whiny
well we're back, dunna nunnna nnunna nunnah,(bonus points if you get this "reference")

Fix your broke armor or I'm gonna stab ya, in your skin like a splinter, to get your attention back for the winner
We're interesting, the best thing since Ganking, infesting, IN UR SERVER AND GRINDING(You don't know how bad I wanted to say "IN UR SERVER KILLIN UR DOODZ" lol)
Tsh, Testing, Attention please, feel the tension soon as someone says boxing, here's my Twenty Totems, oh wait it's Eighty, a Forest, that's right, what now, guildies?

Now this looks like a job for Vyndree, so everybody, just watch n see, cuz reading all the controversy, cuz it's always quite funny
I said this looks like a job for Vyndree, so everybody, just watch n see, cuz reading all the controversy, cuz it's always quite funny

Illegal shmillegal, I'll defy QQs with logic, any noob that's sayin that we is lifeless
Octale & Hordak, you got some cred back, glad yer not as bad as the WoWInsider bastards
and Vyndree, would you get stomped by Ellay, your multi-win-streak versus hers
It'd be entertaining, you think you're the best till it's over, Let's get ready to ruuuumbleeeeeee
Let's go, just gimme the signal, I'll be there with a list full of things I'd have done
differently, be it moonfire spamming until a GM shows up to end the endless duel

But sometimes, this shit just seems, every noob only wants to discuss fast levelling
This must mean we are botting, but it's just me solo instancing
Well it's not the first game with controversy, but the most common thing since Everquesting
To do Heroic Instances sufficiently, and use it to get massive badges
But heeeey here's a concept that works, 20 million other boxers emerge, but no matter how many Shamen PvP, it mostly started with Ellay & Vyndree.

Now this looks like a job for Vyndree, so everybody, just watch n see, cuz reading all the controversy, cuz it's always quite funny
I said this looks like a job for Vyndree, so everybody, just watch n see, cuz reading all the controversy, cuz it's always quite funny

[StormClouds]

*blinks* that is so full of win I could only hope to be included in such a thing

[Vyndree]

I'd help you make it into a machinima, but I can't really rap... >.<


All we need now is someone to remake the Rickroll into something more multiboxer friendly. We can get Xzin to sing it with his voice changer.

[Boylston]

Well, there was this incident over IRC... I was discussing my little hunters, their crab pets, and their guild tag <We Have Crabs>... someone asked for a screenshot, which I (almost) delivered.

Next thing you know, Khaz had been "crab rolled". I won't link the offending picture (but it was very Xzin-esque, if you know what I mean).

[Eteocles]

Storm do a search for threads I've created...there's 2 other KaraokeBoxing threads, the 2nd's ehhh, but the first one was also win, possibly better than this one ;)

[Xzin]

it was very Xzin-esque, if you know what I mean.

No, Boylston, I don't know what you mean.

[Eteocles]

He probably means it's a furry realdoll with special textures ;)

[Poolboy]

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