So I charge 1000g per 5 mins for Gnomes to ride my space goats (one gnome per goat). A quick trip to the barber and the space goat horns are in the upright "steering" postion. On and its a minimum of 30 minutes a session, and you have to take all 5 space goats because if one or two get left behind they cry*.

If you need money to pay for this awesome space goat riding experience, I know a very reliable goblin lender, with extrememly high, er, low, interest rates.

Please note that driving the space goats off a cliff edge and parachuting to safety is _not_ a fun party trick.

* Alternatively, you can put on a showing of the Sound of Music and the ones left behind will not notice.