Quote Originally Posted by kate View Post
^^^ It is excellent to see yet another person on the path to scientifically proven hyper-perfection. However I am slightly concerned - you seem to be under the impression that a troll could, somehow, eat a gnome. This is clearly not possible. In every simulation I have run (approximately 2.95731 billion iterations involving all possible group and numerical compositions of both opposing teams, simulations having been run in the seconds since I read your post) gnomes prevail in all situations wherein there is gnome/troll interaction of a hostile nature. In fact, in 93.27% of those simulations, all troll opponents cease functioning prior to the onset of combat due to overpowering shame-levels caused by their failure to be gnomes in the first place. QED. Interestingly, in 6.13% of the remaining simulations, members of the Gnomish team spontaneously developed time-travel capabilities and simply changed the history of the universe so that only gnomes ever came into existence. There are some kinks to be worked out, however - in at least 3 cases the output was simply "Goat Cheese" - an error I attribute to the absurd premise of the simulation itself.



I will use small words, because clearly, you are not Gnomish and therefore may have difficulty understanding some of the more advanced concepts involved here. At the most elementary level, it is a fundamental limit of physics: If Draenei were as good as Gnomes they wouldn't need to overcompensate by being so large. Gnomes are vastly more efficient, being able to maintain an average awesomeness level of 81.27 k-rads per cubic inch, while the next closest Azerothean race (Goblins) *top out* at less than 33.72 k-rads/inch^3. Gnomes pack far more awesome into a much more efficient package; It's elementary science that has been published in multiple "peer" reviewed Azerothian journals.

I put "peer" in quotes there because, of course, Gnomes do not have "peers." However, we are compassionate to lesser creatures, and so we'll condescend to pretend that their opinions matter. It's really quite cute that they even have opinions!

Perhaps your faulty eyes cannot grasp the ability to absorb the amount of beauty and grace that the very creatures you are degrading, have been emitting and over exhibiting for years now. I know you will always flee to cover and morph into the shadow behind that minute creature who you are obsessed with (the reason why your delusions and insanity are growing at an ever disgusting rate), but soon my friend there will be no place to hide. For the awesomeness that is compacted in our tail alone far surpasses that of the gnomes minuscule height, and if I were to ever retreat to the surplus of awesomeness that is compacted within that adorable body and angelic face of the Draenei, your soul would be wounded and you would no longer be the warden to your asylum which you have caged yourself in, due to the clear fact that you only spew out false truths and are a heretic to the great /waggle!



And lead me not into your traps anymore, for that will only spark a revolution within these very bones and I will unleash the power of the pig tails.



P.S. Get out of here before I /tail whip you. :P

P.S.S Gnomes are cute and awesome, but Draenei are awesomeererererer.