Gnomes!

[kate]

^^^ It is excellent to see yet another person on the path to scientifically proven hyper-perfection. However I am slightly concerned - you seem to be under the impression that a troll could, somehow, eat a gnome. This is clearly not possible. In every simulation I have run (approximately 2.95731 billion iterations involving all possible group and numerical compositions of both opposing teams, simulations having been run in the seconds since I read your post) gnomes prevail in all situations wherein there is gnome/troll interaction of a hostile nature. In fact, in 93.27% of those simulations, all troll opponents cease functioning prior to the onset of combat due to overpowering shame-levels caused by their failure to be gnomes in the first place. QED. Interestingly, in 6.13% of the remaining simulations, members of the Gnomish team spontaneously developed time-travel capabilities and simply changed the history of the universe so that only gnomes ever came into existence. There are some kinks to be worked out, however - in at least 3 cases the output was simply "Goat Cheese" - an error I attribute to the absurd premise of the simulation itself.

Umm... no you're wrong, Female Draenei> anything in this game.

Yes I agree gnomes are cool, but when you challenge the superior powers of the /waggle you will lose... so don't even attempt to do so! :P

I will use small words, because clearly, you are not Gnomish and therefore may have difficulty understanding some of the more advanced concepts involved here. At the most elementary level, it is a fundamental limit of physics: If Draenei were as good as Gnomes they wouldn't need to overcompensate by being so large. Gnomes are vastly more efficient, being able to maintain an average awesomeness level of 81.27 k-rads per cubic inch, while the next closest Azerothean race (Goblins) *top out* at less than 33.72 k-rads/inch^3. Gnomes pack far more awesome into a much more efficient package; It's elementary science that has been published in multiple "peer" reviewed Azerothian journals.

I put "peer" in quotes there because, of course, Gnomes do not have "peers." However, we are compassionate to lesser creatures, and so we'll condescend to pretend that their opinions matter. It's really quite cute that they even have opinions!