Gnomes!

[kate]

I do enjoy some space goats - Nighthawke mocks me for having so many of them, though the reason for that prior to the sundering was that they had the only good starter area pre-cataclysm.

Now, however, the only utility I can see for them is, perhaps, as mounts. Due to their semi-sentient status, they could be trained in a number of useful functions that would allow them to be of service to Gnomekind.

Tauren also would be ideal pets - I had developed a device that would allow me to reach for things on high-shelves by opening a rift in time/space, but unfortunately on rare occasions it would open the rift in an unexpected locale, leading to... exciting... results. Tauren, however, could simply reach into those devices and if one of them were injured it wouldn't be quite as tragic. Or, if the device were non-operational, I suppose one of them could simply use their height to get things from the shelf, though that seems a bit boring.

[Jafula]

So I charge 1000g per 5 mins for Gnomes to ride my space goats (one gnome per goat). A quick trip to the barber and the space goat horns are in the upright "steering" postion. On and its a minimum of 30 minutes a session, and you have to take all 5 space goats because if one or two get left behind they cry*.

If you need money to pay for this awesome space goat riding experience, I know a very reliable goblin lender, with extrememly high, er, low, interest rates.

Please note that driving the space goats off a cliff edge and parachuting to safety is _not_ a fun party trick.

* Alternatively, you can put on a showing of the Sound of Music and the ones left behind will not notice.

[Zub]

lol keep them coming guys
/popcorn

[Èlemental]

This thread is full of win. I like. Space goats rule btw.

Quoted for truth.

Plus Draenei are amazing. =D

Gnome paladins and MAYBE... MAYBE... I would play them.

[ashlor]

So I to have fallen, here I was thinking Troll to be the superior race, I was obviously mistaken

[kate]

If any other boxers wish to be part of Gnome Supremacy, I will be happy to invite them to the guild on Doomhammer (A US PVE server). It's a nice little place to level a team, for sure, and there's another guild (one that allows in all the lesser alliance races) for boxers as well.

Hit me with a PM here if there's interest.