Rule #1: Cardio

Man, I want to get the lead kid from Zombieland and stick him in with the zombies from Resident Evil. I give him about 5 minutes to live.

Hmmm, what about Simon Pegg's character from Shaun of the Dead with Resident Evil zombies. Maybe he'd make it past 5 minutes...

Hmmm, what about a Terminator and Resident Evil zombies. Wicked.

Such important questions...