Originally Posted by zenga
Activision: Glad you could make it, Blizzard.
Blizzard: Watch your tone with me, Bob. You may be the boss, but I'm lining your pockets with money.
Activison: As if I could forget. Listen, Blizzard, there's something about the forums you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been trolled. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they nerd rage.
Blizzard: What?
Activison: Your entire forums must be purged.
Blizzard: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way
Activison: Damn it, Blizzard. As your master, I order you to RealID these forums!
Blizzard: You are not my master, bob. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Activison: Then I must consider forcing this.
Blizzard: Forcing it? Have you lost your mind, Activison?
Activison: Have I? Lord Blizzard, by my endless resources and sovereignty of my company, I hereby program your forums with RealID.
WoWplayers: Activison, you can't just...
Activison: It's done! Those of you who have the will to make more money, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Blizzard: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Activison.
Activison: Subscribers?
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