How to make people like you, even if they're complete twats vol. 1

- /dance in front the AH in Orgrimmar (if your toons are hordies) or Stormwind/Ironforge (if your toons are alliance schmuc... I mean allies)
- Start a scitzofrenic conversation. It could be as simple as a "hi!" "hi!" "where you from?"-kind of thing, up to "OMG! U JUST WHIPED US! I'm not going anywhere 'till that nob is kicked"-kind of thing. Trust me, people turn their heads and they laugh as they see 3-5 identical toons arguing.
- If a person continiously walks by you when you're grinding and starts giving you a hard time, either do things either the easy way, by making a macro that explains your doings and spam it every now and then, the fun way, by /rofl-spamming him untill he gets it, the freaky way, by explaining it to him trough all five toons at once or lastly, the sneaky way, just logg off and await the GM-whisper when you logg back on.
- If possible, have a friend, prefferably a few, of yourself stand next to you and defend you for a while. A few more individuals can make all the difference in the world.
- Cherish those who know what you're doing (most people seem to get this one already) and keep them close. As mentioned in the paragraph above, the more you've got on your side defending your case, the easier it gets and the funnier it is to see them twats get bashed on the head for being ignorant.
- Use your imagination. Throw a party, farm SM for fireworks and spam them in a city. The bigger the fuzz, the better.

Of course, you might just wanna stay low and hide untill you reach 70 and wack the nubs yourself in a BG/the Arenas. If you want people to like you, throw a show. If you want to remain in the shadows, keep your distance and, if you can be bothered, travel to cities one character at a time (which kinda kills part of the point of multiboxing, but, ya know, if you want people to stay REAL quiet about it).

Upcomming books:
- How to skin an Orc(C)
- How to skin a Tauren(C)
- How to get bloodelves to like you - they may seem scary, but they're loving and caring on the inside ...I think(C)
- Wilbur - an epic story about a very lost boy(No copyrights gained as Wilbur himself insisted on keeping his name)