The Comedian: (some are funny, some are failures)

My favorite that took me completely by surprise…

I was just starting multiboxing on Aerie Peak, as a friend had pseudo-challenged me to make all mages. I made quintuplets of the best looking female redhead Blood Elves that I could. I was outside UC rolling up onto the platform to the zeppelin. A troll hanging there for the zeppelin said, "OMG - my prayers were FINALLY answered!"

I defiintely told him that was funny.

FailedComedian: "multi box less? lol"

Ogre: "That was funny?"



The English Professor: (really have a grasp on the English language)

wtf?

?

fag

wut u doin

Their comments/questions I usually won't answer unless they treat and speak to me like a human being. I just don't respond because I don't want to get baited into a conversation with a stubborn idiot that wants to call me a fat loser. I also want to see their reaction. One guy followed me just putting "?" in every form possible. "?" is not a question. If they politely ask me a non-baited question, I'll answer politely.

Another "wtf?" repeater who was a higher level started killing everything in the area to get me to stop and acknowledge him - funny thing, the mobs started respawning before he could finish the job.

I really fear for the nation's youth, as many don't know how to express themselves without text-messaging gibberish, or using foul-mouthed junk.

If the idiots get really upset, I've done my job. Their tears are sweet signs of my victory.

Judgemental: (trying to make themselves feel better by calling names)

loser

Idiot

no-life

I'm no god, and I don't think I am either. However, I have a GREAT job, and a GREAT wife. I am an avid kickboxer and a college grad (History and Education). I went through college on a full-ride Baseball/Academic scholarship where I won many awards pitching. Some friends of mine got me involved in LAN Parties where I became addicted to online gaming. I was ranked 29th in the world in Quake II by an online ranking service, and my Weapons Factory team achieved as high as 2nd on the OGL. I was an avid computer case modder during the height of my LAN Partying. My comments on gaming (near the time of the Columbine shooting) had been published in Wired and the Chicago Tribune (which is a funny story - I'll post in another thread to stay on topic). I've travelled all over this great world of ours and am pretty proud of my accomplishments. I don't feel like I'm better than anybody, but I'd like to see what these people who call me a loser have done with THEIR lives besides played WoW on their daddy's computer and credit card.