He cut me deep. So deep that even 5x Lesser Healing Waves couldn't heal me.
lol


Another tale of Hammerfall woes, some random was spamming general, what he was saying I can't remember. Alas, to brighten the mood I proceeded to recite one of bash.org's finer Roses are Red poems, to wit:

Zapcowone says: Roses are red.
Zapcowtwo says: Violets are blue.
Zapcowthree says: I'm going to fuck you with a rake.
Ahahahahaha :P