Pure gold.
In my short time spent boxing I've come across a number of similar people.

My very favourite was a shaman who followed me around yesterday in Hillsbrad for about 2 hours. All the way from the Zep at UC, I ran on my slow level 30 mounts to Hammerfall with this level 70 in tow.
Normally it gets annoying having people on follow gawking and just being obnoxious, but this guy was one of the ones who can have a decent conversation, whilst staying out of your way!
Managed to gank a 70 mage (he was resto, so took a beating) with all 5 of my shamans spamming heals on him, with oh so tasty grounding totems ensuring I took minimal damage.
Finally made it to Hammerfall, with only 2 other encounters which ended up with the alliance running away as fast as possible. When there I spent the next hour just chatting, jumping, making formations and droping a butload of totems to light up the flight masters deck.
Didn't even realise how much time I spent mucking around with someone random who /f my main from UC.

Funnily enough mid chatting I had another guy who butted in by saing "pardon me, but I have a question". I love these kind of people, they have manners and are polite! It's wonderful.
"What would be better to play, rogue or priest?" thankfully I have a 70 of each, both in mostly good gear so was able to let him know the finer points of each class.

I digress. After an hour or so of chatting I decided it was time to go kill some stuff. At which point along came a Hater. Apparently I have no life, am wasting my money and am a virgin.
He cut me deep. So deep that even 5x Lesser Healing Waves couldn't heal me.


Another tale of Hammerfall woes, some random was spamming general, what he was saying I can't remember. Alas, to brighten the mood I proceeded to recite one of bash.org's finer Roses are Red poems, to wit:

Zapcowone says: Roses are red.
Zapcowtwo says: Violets are blue.
Zapcowthree says: I'm going to fuck you with a rake.

Needless to say about 10 minutes later I had a GM saying that I have received a warning, but refused to tell me what for. Apparently someone didn't have the bubblewrap and earmuffs secured tightly and I offended them.
If I reported every person who abused me I'd have a GM ticket open permanently.