Quote Originally Posted by 'Anozireth',index.php?page=Thread&postID=92467#pos t92467
I think my funniest one is "Are you guys brothers?". Gotten it a couple times now.
I had a funny variant: "Are you all gay for each other?"

My response: "Yes, and we choose to consummate our love by creating identical characters in a video game and then synchronize our actions down to sub-second resolution. Fortunately for you, we're looking for one more. Interested?" - So obvious, but it shut him right up, just like I knew it would. :P