Quote Originally Posted by 'Dead_Dwarf',index.php?page=Thread&postID=90263#po st90263
I used to work at a shop that had tons of the local schools under a service contract. I had a helpdesk request that a teacher had offensive material on her computer and I needed to come remove it. Yah we all think the same thing, porn popups or some such.

Well I get there and ask her whats up and she says watch this and reboots. System start to come up and she points the the hard drive and cd-rom initializing where it mentions finding a master and slave and says right there see it. So, I spent the better part of an hour trying to explain to her what that meant, it ended with her calling me racist and telling me to leave. When I got back my boss is laughing his ass off, she called him after I left and complained that I didn't fix her problem. He tried to help her and she read the same thing to him. He told me when she started to scream at him and he just hung up the phone.

Ahh good times...
Oh, wow. I think that tops my list. :P