I have a select few macros that work pretty damn good. They are (in no particular order):
  • "I don't want to go in the cart!" (ankh)
  • "KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!" (LB+CL+ES rotation)
  • "Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die?" (group chain heal)
  • "I picked a hell of a week to stop drinking." (group release macro)
  • "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!" (EM+CL)
  • "Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It is soo big!" (frost/frost/earth/fire/fire shock)
  • "Yassum, Miss Daisy. I be drivin." (follow/reset focus)
  • "The jig is up; and gone!" (mount/follow)
  • "You men go that way. You men go this way. I'm gonna walk around here in a circle." (tremor round-robin)
  • "Oh no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me." (grounding totems)
  • "WASH THIS!" (resurrect)

I have others, but those are the ones I use all the time. Hope that helps!

[edit] Forgot an important couple:
  • "This is my BOOM STICK!" (fire nova totems)
  • "Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!" (earthbind round-robin)