Ahhh.....bad pug stories....brings up such fond memories.

I still have bad memories of doing jailbreak with this healer on Earthen Ring that never really healed. She'd be up front, right next to the tank mind you, swinging her mace at whatever we were fighting. If we pulled a big group she'd bubble herself while she was in the middle of battle. I seriously cannot remember how many times the Pally rezzed her. A dozen maybe? Maybe more. All I know is when I asked her why was she attacking with her mace instead of spells and more importantly, why wasn't she healing, she said, "What fun is that?"

I remember another time where we spammed LFG in IF for over an hour looking for a priest. Finally found one and we all ran to SM Cath. In the lower fountain (which only takes a few minutes to get to), the priest said she was going to put herself on follow while she took a shower. Naturally everybody was like WTF, but she was already on follow...that damn quick. About 30 minutes later, after fighting like hell without any heals, she takes control of her char and says she has to leave cause she's needed to go to a party, then she hearths.

There have been other times but it's these two, plus one where someone ninja'd something in Scholo, that are my most memorable.