Yelling "FLAME ON!" and immediately summoning 5 Fire Elementals.

4 male orcs surrounding a female orc shaman dancing (aka the pole dance) in the middle of her 4 totems, and saying in order:
Male orc 1 - "go shawty, its your birthday..."
Male orc 2 - "We gon' party like its your birthday..."
Male orc 3 - "We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday.."
Male orc 4 = "And you know we don't give a **** cause it's not your birthday!"

etc...

Cheers,
Stealthy