Please help me edit this to be "friendly"

[Noxxy]

Ok - few things to start:
- I don't know the game so cannot / will not comment on the techical aspects
- No idea on the background of why the argument came about
- No idea of how YOU are perceived in the particular forums (i.e., how you act / react, etc.)
- No idea of the general trend / communication in the forum (733t 5p3@k?, sh1t st1rring??, etc.)

Bearing this in mind - respectfully - I would consider the following alterations (with attached reasoning)

(And no, wall of text did not crit you, you got comboed by paragraphs.)

Oh...yes it did....indeedy

Think of it this way - you are trying to put forward a logical argument - now imagine the scenario, you and the other guy/girl/thing face to face - do you honestly feel the other person/thing would keep quiet and pay attention as you read through your entire speech in one go? Especially sprinkled with F#4k u's, etc!!! Honestly???

Respectfully - the only way to eat an elephant is by taking small bites - clearly seperate your 5?? main points and put them into their own posts. Post them at a time of most advantage to you - definately not 5x posting = wasted

Think of your 5?? points as your MB team - the enemy is constantly behind a pole (LOS issues) and no amount of alt-tabbing can target them
- you only have a certain amount of mana left, if you charge blob style, he evades and your attack is rendered useless, you be OOM
- if you broke your team into 5 seperate units, all moving forward, but at different angles of attack and timing, you will have a better chance of getting at least some of your guys through

If you don't have a good reason for the rule, (hint: you don't) then politely shut the fuck up and say you support the Hisui Battalion.(And tell me once you figure out how to do both.)

If you seriously consider expected character selection a valid reason for the rule either way I am forced to question your intelligence.)

...stop sucking c##k...

All the parts where you say 'dumb'

/epic fail

Lose / cut all these attacks. These statements only weaken your stance. The person/thing being attacked will stop reading once they see this. All following logical arguments will be never read / lost.

Think of it this way MB style - your team Vs boss mob, tank spams taunt all through the fight, do you honestly think your 'insert other char here' [placeholder for logical argument/point] will be able to get the boss' attention at all???? Honestly??? No matter how much DPS your other chars have [i.e., how valid your other points are] they will just be lost

You may also lose support of the 'fence sitters' - you want to appeal to the average person reading this to be on your side - think of it as a bad pull = wipe


For the rest - TBH - it's just too much to read