Zapcowfive. Poor five
He was always ahead in XP, first to get loot for collection quests, last to get gear from drops, and first one to bug out and run off the cliffs.
Always used as a decoy if I need to distract that 70 ganking while levelling, while my rogue gets there.

Whats worse is Five was sat out for my fiance's druid, so now he's all alone stuck at 60.

In my mage/priest team my priest is always left out. Either out of range or stealing agro, can't keep up with the mage deeps and is close to being stuck as a healbitch