My funny for today

[turbopinto]

Hit lvl 60 on my team of 5 huntards, went to scholo, and got my Barov peasant callers for each toon. I ended up macroing the caller to my beastial wrath/ The beast within for maximum effect when i get charged by the lvl 70s that seem to like camping me. Well it worked great, for the most part.
I was questing over by the Longbeards in hellfire peninsula killing those bird guys, when I see a 61 blood elf mage doing the escort prisoner escape quest. She was at about 15% health, about to die, and had aggroed another caster bird. I'm usually a pretty nice person, and am willing to help out in most situations like this, so I sent the pets in, and killed the 2 birds the person, and the prisoner were fighting. Unfortunately, the quest person sees this as a threat, so she comes over to fight the pets that I have helping out.
"Not a problem" i think to myself, ill just run out of range and they can keep going. I accidentally went to action bar 3 instead of bar 2. Instead of /passive pet, they went Wrath, and the "GO GO GADGET ARMY!!" 15million peasants came to the battle.
The pets basically 1-shot the quest person, and while I got the /passive in time to save the mage from a horrible pet inflicted death, the peasants were another story. 2seconds later = dead mage.
I apologized lots, and eventually helped them later kill a few helboars, on their second attempt.

[Coltimar]

Meh, kill em' all! Let Alune sort em' out.

[Icetech]

Screw alune, that weak ass biotch! i still fight for bertoxxulous One day he will rule Wow also!

[Ughmahedhurtz]

lol...funny stuff. I wonder if the person whined in guild about it.

<gankee>: "OMG, I just got ganked by 20 pets!"
<guild>: "WTF...were you attacking a BT raid?"
<gankee>: "No, this guy with 5 hunters sicced his pets on my quest escort mob and then all these peasant things swarmed me."
<guild>: "Screenshots or it didn't happen. Nobody uses the Barov Peasant Caller anymore. /rofl"
<gankee>: "Screw you. It happened."

[Drizzit]

Probably didn't know what the peasants where. Not that many people do now that the BC came out. There is another trinket for timber. Where you summon 1 mob that will cast or heal you. Get that and a non combat pet and that would be insane. Funny if you where restro druid.

3 peasants x 5 = 15
1 pet x 5 = 5
1 non combat pet x 5 = 5
5 other trinket pet x 5 = 5
that is a total of 30 pets lol talk about lag. Be funny in arena, think you can use there because cd is 10 minutes... lol as it opens you see a mob of toons.

3 trees (restro druid) x 5 = 15
-1 for pets = -5
with druid looking at 40 lol just would be funny.

[Nepida]

hahaha.

I bet the mage was just dieing laughing, I know I would be

[Stealthy]

This thread has so much win!

I'm going to do that questline tonight juts for this reason!

Cheers,
Stealthy

[dirjax]

checked out barov's cooldown and the gnomes trinket from ZA when i got the latter... shared CD

so sad