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    I'm sorry I'm not this kind of religeous but , is this really the outcoming of the bible? I mean I don't believe in God or satan, I belive thre is maybe anything we cannot understand, like a higher level of existence but a god? I'm sorry I can't believe this This total kind of Controlling everything but actually nothing happens anyway, is some kind of noneeded. It's only a kind of searching for an answer of their meaning of ife, in my opinion.

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    Omg got, who's the real Bad guy huh?, Maybe "God" killed bad guys, except of the Hijob thingy, what's the only story I know.
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    IMO, "False Prophets" should be a separate category in that chart. Maybe include "Unreasonable Expectations" and "Eating the Yellow Snow" as well.
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    Well the Red Sea ate up a lot of Egyptians, along with their first borns... Sodom and Gamorah (spelling is all wrong and I don't want to look it up) were destroyed... the flood killed everyone on earth except Noah and his family.

    Satan killed most of Lots' family... and I think that was it... and that was with God's permission.

    Not religious... just something I remember.
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    Well the Red Sea ate up a lot of Egyptians, along with their first borns... Sodom and Gamorah (spelling is all wrong and I don't want to look it up) were destroyed... the flood killed everyone on earth except Noah and his family.
    This god is pure evil, if he was doing this. om ... hm what does this god of omg actually mean to me? gonna think about it, seems to be some kind of got used to say/write it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 'kllrwlf',index.php?page=Thread&postID=66324#post6 6324
    Satan killed most of Lots' family... and I think that was it... and that was with God's permission.
    This devil person doesn't sound like much :S (ok.. apart from the actual killing ofc)

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    See... God and Satan were sitting around talking.

    Satan: "God, these humans only love you because you give them good stuff."
    God: "No they don't."
    Satan: "Prove it."
    God: "Ok, you see Lot over there?"
    Satan: "Yep"
    God: "We can both agree that he has a lot of stuff and a big family full of love and stuff... right?"
    Satan: "Yeah..."
    God: "He also loves me right?"
    Satan: "Yeah..."
    God: "Ok... you can do whatever you want to Lot and his family... the only thing you can't do is kill Lot. We'll see if he still loves me afterwards"
    Satan: "Seriously?"
    God: "Sure... go for it."
    Satan: "Woot!"

    Satan goes off and kills his entire family, kills off all his livestocks... gives Lots some crazy disease.

    But Lot prays to God, "I still love ya Man!"

    God wins the bet.
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    This Lot is called Hijob or something in the german version xD MAybe it's an Illegal Downlaod and wrong translation or something, so many different versions of 1 Book xD
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