Fail Wars 6: Return of the Karaoke(-boxing)

[Eteocles]

Yeah, another one already..I felt inspired :P If I missed you, sorry there's only so much room and I filled these in as I worked except for a few people I had planned in advance ;p

Ultimate Showdown of Multi-boxer destiny(Search Newgrounds.com for Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny for original song if you haven't heard it; and if you haven't, SHAME ON YOU. :P)

Old Gurbzilla was hoppin around Undercity like a big playground
When suddenly a Boomkin burst from the water, and hit Gurbzilla with a Moonfire
Gurbzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be ported to Shatt
Where the guards opened up a can of "F U" when ilikemages came outta the blue
and he started polymorphing for heals when they got flattened by the Boomkin's Zoo
but before he could unshift to heal, Vyndree & Suvega popped outta their premade
and pulled a totem forest out of their ass, blew the Boomkin away with a crit chain lit
but they ran outta mana so they hearthed away, cuz Robtimus Prime came to save the daaaay

This is the ultimate showdown, of Multi-boxer destiny
Palas Shamas and some Boomkin, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the ultimate showdown, of multi-boxer destiny

Gurbzilla took a bite out of Robtimus Prime, like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime
Mages came back covered in Treant tracks, then Trikk-chan jumped out and stabbed him in the back
The Boomkin was injured and tryin to get steady when Suv and Vyn came back with Fire Eles
But suddenly somethin burnt their totems and they died, Reprisal took 'em out with his shocks
then he saw Gurbzilla sneakin up behind, and he reached for his totems which he just couldn't find
cuz the Boomkin stole 'em and he threw 'em and he missed, and Trikk-chan caught 'em and promptly dismissed
and she jumped in the air and tried to somersault, while Vyn & Suvega tried to totem-vault
onto Robtimus Prime but they collided in the air then they both got mass-shocked by Fursphere

This is the ultimate showdown, of Multi-boxer destiny
Palas Shamas and some Boomkin, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the ultimate showdown...

Goblins sang out, in an off-key chorus, down from the Heavens, descended Xzin's mages
who delivered PoM-Pyros, which could 1shot tanks, into the face, of Reprisal's shamen
who fell over on the ground, self-res on cooldown, as the Boomkin unshifted, into Drayth
but Zin saw through, this clever disguise, and burnt the Space Turkey, with crit Fireblast times five

Then Majestic_clown and Dondiego, and Twenty Totems' Xaedra & Boom, and Khazrael-i and Boylston-y, and Opt and Djarid's group, Wilbur-op and Aellinator, Bornirish and Zseth's nonraiders, Los' men and Oath's ten, and every single Rickroll Lyric, Nejchta's group and I'm outta names, all dropped their totems buffed and started castin'
All timed together and lightning fast, and they pwnt XZin's pre-BC ass,
It was the biggest gangrape you ever saw, with GMs looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century, many repair bills were claimed but eventually, the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

[align=center]TDog's Rogues in Bloodfang Leather.[/align]
This is the ultimate showdown, of Multi-boxer destiny
Palas Shamas and some Boomkin, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the ultimate showdown(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown(This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Multi-boxed Destiny.

[Kedash00]

i love it! i had to go look up that song again cause its been a while since i heard the origional so i could get the beat in my head for your version :P
nice stuff though!

[Eteocles]

ty Ked ;p

I was hoping for more replies than this though...especially considering the sheer amount of cameos :P

[Khazrael]

Lot of love for the IRC regulars. <3 Eteo.

[Kedash00]

that's what i was thinking too, i just want to be like...

1st NOOBS!!!! ahhahahahaha...

but noone else has heard that song i guess...or noone is posting today



danm i think i have ocd sometimes, espically when i drink alot of mountain dews

[Eteocles]

I'm leaning towards the latter...that's partly why I did this in the first place, noone was posting so I wouldn't miss anything sitting at the "Create Thread" window for a half hour+ lol; cmon guys post more

[Khazrael]

I've heard the song and seen the flash video, good stuff.

Chuck Norris would kick mr rogers ass though.

[Eteocles]

You'd think that, but most of the time the quiet ones are the real threats And Mr. Rogers wouldn't seem like a threat till the end of the battle where he's still fresh and ready and everyone else is dead or wounded ;p Same reason I put TDog's rogues as my winner...they'd hide in stealth and ambush late in the fight cuz noone would expect a Melee Multiboxer to exist let alone win ;p

[Khazrael]

Melee multiboxers are the hardest of the hardcore. If you got the skillz to do that, you got what it takes to win the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. In other words... totally agree.

Though I'd put my money in for his enh shammy + 4 war group (thought thats what he was doing anyways? Did he ditch it for rogs?)

[Eteocles]

I'm not sure actually but it's alot harder to hide a shaman and warrs than it is to hide rogues