It's true - I can understand that few spiders might be squished in such a way as to reveal very little "Ichor" if any.
But yes, it was damned frustrating trying to work out how all these bears survived when clearly only about 5% of them had any friggin' tongues.
Then, oh yes, then, I discovered that the very very vast majority - and I'm talking like 99%+ here of mountain lions in the area HAVE NO BLOOD !!!! What the hell sort of lion has no blood???????? Or perhaps more importantly, when beating a lion to death with five clubs, how is it humanly possible even to end up with not just no blood, but bloody blood bloody everywhere?!?!?!?!
After 30 minutes or so, I had 3 blood out of the FIFTY! I was going to need. As much as the masochist I am, I abandoned that one, even though it meant forgoing the opportunity to mutuate that silly little farmers dog over in that town of awful humans.
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