Stupid questions you get asked at work.

[Skuggomann]

I work @ dominos (summer job wen im not in scool) and i got asked:

"Do you sell enyting else than pizzas?" ...i found the Q rather werd :S








 

[Ðeceased]

I was giving a tech demo of an then-upcoming satellite television service and got asked "So, with this new satellite television service will I be able to pick up television channels?". Somehow I did manage to resist saying "No, you've found the one flaw in our system".

My brother though doesn't bother to resist these things. For a while he worked the phones at the complaints desk of the Royal Mail and someone phoned and furiously demanded "Does your company have a policy of hiring incompetents?" to which he calmly asked "Are you after the recruitment line?". As he said if a boss'd been listening in on the call and asked him about it he can always just say that he was enquiring about the recruitment policy and thought they'd know more than he did.

hahaha!!!

[Diamndzngunz]

I work at costco..

(stupid person) cuse me sa, where walnut?
(me) If you turned your stupid ass around they are RIGHT behind you.
(stupid person) zank you.

I swear to god, I cannot wait to leave this place.

[-silencer-]

"so adding this new feature and that functionality without pushing out delivery date won't be an issue right?"

LOL, thanks, I need that! I hear that exact sentence on a weekly basis, and just want to bitchslap the next fool that thinks I'm not already busting my ass enough to get this current delivery requirements finished on a schedule that's already pushed a month earlier.

[-silencer-]

I work @ dominos (summer job wen im not in scool) and i got asked:

"Do you sell enyting else than pizzas?" ...i found the Q rather werd :S

How that's a dumb question? Many pizza places (local and national) sell breadsticks, pastas, hot wings, and salads. I wouldn't consider any of those to be pizzas.

[Diamndzngunz]

I work @ dominos (summer job wen im not in scool) and i got asked:

"Do you sell enyting else than pizzas?" ...i found the Q rather werd :S

How that's a dumb question? Many pizza places (local and national) sell breadsticks, pastas, hot wings, and salads. I wouldn't consider any of those to be pizzas.

Shit even Pizza Hut sells wannabe Italian Food

[Zaelar]

A lot of the questions in here aren't dumb. This thread is disappointing me.

[Oathbreaker]

A lot of the questions in here aren't dumb. This thread is disappointing me.

This is because there is no such thing as a stupid / dumb question. Although, some circumstances do dictate a laugh every now and then.

[Jorai]

"evocative...is that a word? i've heard of Pro-vocative, but never Ee-vocative. are you sure you didn't make that up?"

<< had to explain to a 40+ year old EDITOR what the word ecovative meant 8|

[Klamor]

my friend works at this company that helps people fix their computers and apparently, someone moved their computer, but didn't bring any of the cables with them so they called up wondering why the computer wouldn't turn on