reply macro

[Goodguy]

Ok guys, need some fancy macro to use whenever ppl say "get a life" and all outher comment we boxers get, need somthing sweet to counterattack them with :P
What is your best counter attack when getting bs comments ?

[Eteocles]

How do you think we pay for this in the first place?
What's YOUR /played time?
[Date/time dependant]You're sitting here, in Stormwind/IF/Org/etc, trolling/commenting on other people's playstyles(or just other people) at 10pm/etc on a perfectly fine Friday/Saturday night and -I'M- the one without a life? SUP POT MAI NAME IS KETTLE, Y U SAY IM BLACK CUZ U R TOO? LOLZNUB
Or the simple fact that they're playing too. "SPOILERS: You're paying to play a game for countless hours too."

[Kedash00]

!i just reply /reported for harassment
then they say /reported for botting
and i say /reported for gimping
and they say what is gimping?
and i say how do you not know what it is? you are doing it right now!
and i usually dont get a reply back from that point and if i do it's some QQ about some bs

[zanthor]

I'd pay good money for a UI feature from blizzard that let me query a targets /played....

/target harrasser
/script tem = GetUnitPlayedTime("target"); meh = GetUnitPlayedTime("player");
/script if(tem > meh) then SendChatMessage("If I have no life, you have even less!", harrasser); else SendChatMessage("But you've played this toon for "..tem.." and are still only level "..GetUnitLevel("target").." with such crappy gear?"); end

[Skuggomann]

I'd pay good money for a UI feature from blizzard that let me query a targets /played....

/target harrasser
/script tem = GetUnitPlayedTime("target"); meh = GetUnitPlayedTime("player");
/script if(tem > meh) then SendChatMessage("If I have no life, you have even less!", harrasser); else SendChatMessage("But you've played this toon for "..tem.." and are still only level "..GetUnitLevel("target").." with such crappy gear?"); end

This wud be holy

[Crayonbox]

I'd pay good money for a UI feature from blizzard that let me query a targets /played....

/target harrasser
/script tem = GetUnitPlayedTime("target"); meh = GetUnitPlayedTime("player");
/script if(tem > meh) then SendChatMessage("If I have no life, you have even less!", harrasser); else SendChatMessage("But you've played this toon for "..tem.." and are still only level "..GetUnitLevel("target").." with such crappy gear?"); end

I giggled :P