Altaholic? I would think multiple personality disorder...

60 Nelf hunter & 60 Nelf Druid - org combo
60 mostly dead priest
64 human retro pally & dwarven dis priest - PvP group - favorite quote "Welcome to my Consecration Camp!"
55 Cow Shammy and his fighting cow brother
70/70 mage/mage farming combo
66/66/66/66/66 Shamman 5 man team
55/55/55 mage triplets to work up to the farming combo
21/21/21/21/19 warlock priest xZin homage
6/6/6/6/6 horde shammy backstreet boy band - only mentioned due to bad taste - otherwise level 20 and under not listed here.
(as well as toons that I am ashamed to mention)
49 Nerfing Nelf Rogue that gets treated like a plastic kick ball at recess.
35/37 warrior banks - these guys have crap gear but 5,000+ gold. EACH... You know its bad when your bank toons are over level 10

I need help and more friends... I can make more - I still have the room....