I was called a keylogger today.

Not a cheater, or bot, or hacker. A keylogger.
The sheer levels of shite this player was coming out with in an attempt to insult me where just hilarious. He eventually logged when my guild started spamming him with " MOOQA IS IN UR COMPUTER STEALIN YOUR KEYS " after lolling for a solid 15 mins when I told them what happened.

It can be hard to keep in mind that most of the people who try and insult you are kids, but it's always appropriate to treat them as such