I love these threads, never gets old!

Mine is walking through a store and still trying to take corners wide enough so that my 4 shaman don't get stuck on the corner.

Asking the wife if I can borrow some gold to go get some food.

Using terms like WTB, w00t, ZOMG, and lol (actually saying 'lawl') in work conversations - fortunately they all know and accept my disease.