Karaoke-Boxing II: The Boomkin Sings Pop

[Eteocles]

Yeah I know this's an old old old song...and a bit pop-y...but the chorus was just too perfect to pass up :p Based off TLC - Waterfalls

A lonely hunter gazing down from his gryphon
Staring at a group that he just can't kill
If at any time they drop n drink
He'll be behind them
But he doesn't realize they saw him coming
But the Beast Within just ain't helping at all
Cause he can't seem to keep his health out tha' red zone
So he Feigns Death and he makes his pet the target, only thing that he can do now
Another body laying cold by the boxer
Listen to me

Don't go gankin' five-boxers
Please stick to the lowbies and the noobs that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way
Or QQ to all
But I think you're not all that "fast"

Little Priestess has a natural defense
Fear the formation so he just can't defend
She gives him problems that his macros can't handle
But all he can say is "Goddamnit stop fearing me!"
One day he goes and makes a macro to counter
But he doesn't practice with it before,
His health is dropping and he doesn't know why
3 boxers took him out with focus-fire
Ya'll don't hear me

Don't go gankin' five-boxers
Please stick to the lowbies and the noobs that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way
Or QQ to all
But I think you're not all that fast

Not quite as epic as the Eminem parody I suppose but still interesting :p I've also got a Boomkin parody of Thriller, but I dunno if I should bother posting it...any interest in it? lol

[Maxion]

Once i got to the refrain while reading it, the melody kicked in in my head, but I only know it from listening to its parody by Weird Al, Phony Calls.
Good stuff anyway

[Basilikos]

Epic. Win.

That is all.