needs more innit!!! :P

Da teenaga wuz greeted by da display cabinet instead hof da taxi coz ha 'ali g-style' slang confused da series hof bone operators. da bitch hurriedly dialled directory inq­uiries to book da taxi from ha turf in london to bristol airport, usin' da cockney rhymin slang joe baxi. but da operator told ha dey wuz unable to chek anyone by dat name. seethin, da youngsta snapped back: 'it ain't da main geeza, it's da cab, innit.' 'the operator duly gave ha wot she asked fe an' put ha through to da nearest supplia hof cabinets, displaysense. 'look bone, how ard iz hit?' she fumed. 'all I dig iz ya cheapest cab, innit. I need hit fe 10am. how much iz hit?' da sales advisa told ha £180. da tantrum-throwin teenaga quickly westside side ha address details before ringin off. da next mornin, ratha dan bein picked up by da cab, da young biatch had da cabinet dropped off. Is it coz I is black?