Quote Originally Posted by 'Sarduci',index.php?page=Thread&postID=52113#post5 2113
Me: Hey Random Verizon Installer Guy who is in my back yard!
VG: Yeah?
Me: So when can I get FIOS service on this side of town?
VG: Uh, we don't have any plans to bring it to Wisconsin.
Me: Get the hell off my lawn before I throw sunflower seeds at you and watch the squirrels gnaw your face off.....
VG: Uh?
Me: *makes threating move with a bag of bird seed*
Embrace the Verizon man, welcome him into your home. Pretend the sweet baby Jesus has come to visit you.