Quote Originally Posted by Wildflower View Post
Suppose I better not tell about my guild of gnomes since:
"....inflicting pain on gnomes and goblins..."
No, no. I think it's essential you provide more details about the victims... err, I mean, gnomes. Where might they live? Are they afraid of spiders? Or quiche, perhaps? Any allergies we should know about? What size gnome trap do they fit in?

- Souca Does *NOT* Have a Signed Copy of "The Joy of Cooking Gnomes"