You left off a few.
'HAX!' (Which I've actually had go both ways- from people trying to flame, to people trying? to be funny.)
'Someone has alot of time on their hands..'
'Why are you all the same?' (and after i explain some are relieved that their vid card isn't freakin)

and my fav:
/cheer (from 70's that usually go on to discuss my setup)

:thumbsup: