Since we are totally off topic, one I heard last night in the bar (I know, they always sound funnier there):

2 dudes enter a saloon and go sit at a table ...
- 'damn, u see that cowboy at the bar?'
* 'which one? there are 10 cowboys standing there'
- the one drinking whiskey ....
* ... there are 10 cowboys drinking whiskey there ...
- pff, the one with the hat
* mate, they all wear a hat
- ffs the one with the boots on
* but all 10 have boots on
tired of this crap the guy pulls his gun and kills 9 cowboys and then says to his mate:
- 'so do you see that cowboy at the bar now?'
* 'ye what about him'
- ' well i stand that guy'