Who's up for a sleepover?

[EaTCarbS]

sounds like yall have plenty of fun.

[LordsServant]

sounds like yall have plenty of fun.

We are!

Crosspoasting part of a BR/Update I wrote on FHC.

Slight update - we've recruited a bunch of singleboxer folks, so we've been able to actually tackle a few things(we still need MOAR TACKLE and UTILITY tho)

Something people should note - if someone in VENIO is pveing or hauling, and you think you've got the jump on them, - you don't. It's probably us baiting you.


Unfortunately, we encounter a lot of really stupid people, so out of the 4+ (I don't even remember) times we've tried to bait folks out, only a few have been successful.


This is one of them, crosspoasting a BR written by one of my members:

(insert the BR in post above here on dual-boxing)

Later on that night, I had been chilling a bit, and was p. drunk. I had been working on coding a few assignments for college, and decided I needed a break. A friend invited me to smoke, so I headed out to do that.

I returned to a ton of pings - apparently Bane was still thirsty for more blood and had been trawling around our chain (seriously, our c4 is where it's at, we get double the chain other groups get, and we get some pretty awesome coverage when we probe a lot, iirc we had 30+ systems in chain the other day). In one of the c3 in chain, apparently some scrub was running sites in a vargur. Yes, a vargur for c3 sites (lol).


It was pretty late for us, so noone else was really active except for me and him. Unfortunately for the vargur pilot, this didn't mean anything due to the concentrated nature of VENIO.


I quickly logged in most of my chars, and formed 2 basi + vulture + 8 gilas. Bane watched the Vargur until he went into Bastion, and I jumped and warped to him. Once I landed, I immediately dropped drones and began to engage him.


Bane fired a shot or two to ensure he got on the KM, and burned back to our hole to pick up a doctrine Bhaalgorn he'd been itching to use. It appeared that I was slowly breaking the Vargur, but his smartbombs (it would later turn out that he had double faction large smartbombs) were oh so slowly grinding thru my first set of drones.


I figured rather than bashing thru that and potentially losing a set or two of drones (Gilas carry 5 sets, so it really wouldn't make any difference to the outcome anyhoo) while killing him, I'd just wait for the Bhaalgorn to land. I did blap a named mobile depot he tried dropping.


While I was waiting for the Bhaalgorn to come, Blue-Fire warped in a Falcon 100km off. It tried in vain to jam my info-linked ships, and was forced to warp off as my drones got in range (8 gilas worth of drone alpha ain't nothin to sneeze at).


The bhaalgorn got into system and warped to me to begin neuting out the Vargur. As he hit grid, so did what appeared to be a Blue-Fire armor ECMgu at 100.


I was sorta surprised by this - Blue-Fire can't punch anywhere near VENIO's weight class, and with us fielding more pilots on grid than they usually pull at peak TZ, I wasn't expecting them to try anything.
My suspicions proved correct, as dscan revealed nothing else. Drones pushed tengu into hull as he warped off, barely avoiding death. The bhaalgorn 1 cycled the vargurs cap, and he died 10 seconds later to my gilas.


https://venio.zkillboard.com/br/14550/


~2.3b down, tho we got jewed hard by the loot fairy.


Still looking for more singleboxers and pilots interested in flying Bhaalgorns, Lokis, Tengus, and other assorted high end ships.


Join us ingame in my channel "Oatmeal".

[LordsServant]

So just a few quick comments for mini BR:


We were trying to kill some bad russians(as opposed to the good russians) next door (in our c3s) who were clearing gas sites with tengus. Instead, they finished clearing the gas site just as we formed up, and warped in 5 ventures.


While we were doing this, we noticed a stratios decloak and drop combat probes, so we were gonna wait to bait him out.


We waited...and waited.....and the stratios pilot started talking.


In Russian.
In Local.


With the Venture pilots. (wat?)


We were all wtfing over russian wspace politics when we noticed some dumbass in an occator fly thru to the HS.


He was a member of some N3 D-Team alliance (Skeleton Crew.) and we had a Delve exit, so it was pretty obvious where he came from.


I told our onyx to warp to the NS, then setup a sling bubble on the HS hole. As he was getting ready to do this, our scout called that he was already back in the hole, and in warp to the NS.


I jumped our fleet in and warped us there, but he jumped out before we landed. I called for tackle to jump and try to get him on the other side, but he apparently had already warped.


We didn't think he'd be stupid enough to come back, but I had the onyx setup a for a sling bubble on the HS gate anyways.


The guy came back a few minutes later, hit warp to the HS...and landed in our waiting fleet.


https://venio.zkillboard.com/kill/42522239/


RIPRIP.


We were mostly chilling and trying to get a fight out of our neighbors(wormbro/ocularis inferno, but they seemed to be chilling in their tower and didn't want to form for a fight when I finally asked em) when one of my members, Ordieth, piped up that he had a small t3 gang(proteus, tengu, legion, something something is all I remember) engaging him in a site.


I got ready to warp to the c3 and help him when he said "no no just warp to me, I'm in home."


wat.


Some idiots ACTUALLY brought an ARMOR t3 group, into OUR HOME, which is a PULSAR, where we had fucktons of Gilas and ships just lounging in POS (some of us were awake, some were afk).


We landed, but our sabre was a few seconds behind us due to bumping off a POS mod, so I grabbed tackle on a proteus which quickly ate shit to the gilablob while capdry.
The rest managed to bail.


https://venio.zkillboard.com/br/15406/


[21:02:51] boge > fucking lol
[21:02:56] Shadowfoot > NEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN
[21:02:57] boge > didnt think anyone would be stupid enough to try anything in our home
[21:03:01] boge > gf


As a side note, Shadowfoot is our resident RusRus boxer ))))


I convoed the guy to ask him wtf they were thinking pulling something so pants-on-head retarded, and to ask for a fight and got this:


[21:05:27] boge > o/
[21:05:33] Eva Thellere > 0/
[21:05:37] boge > sorry about the smack from one of my members
[21:05:44] boge > Are you guys going to form up and fight?


[21:07:28] Eva Thellere > It was not fair


I lol'd a bit to myself and replied:


[21:07:38] boge > You wanted a gank
[21:07:40] boge > You got a gank
[21:07:42] boge > whats not fair about that?


He didn't really say much after that other than trying to brag about poor (I guess?) (I assume he was running my stuff thru google translate or something since his response times were slow) and ended up waving and closing convo.


Easily one of the most bizarre days involving 2 different kills both gotten from other people doing incredibly stupid things.


Full chat with qex guy here:
http://pastebin.com/XkbT4JG6