common day at the office, suddenly my iphone blinks, oh an image from the gamescom... huh?
looking at the sender adress...wtf? my girlfriend?

what the hell is she doing at the gamescom?
my girlfriend and gamescom matches like me walking over a beauty fair and getting my nails polished.

ok, there she is, taking pictures of Battlefield posters etc. while the first thing I see is:
the queue for playing the games is only a few people. Nice.

the only thing she texts to me is:
it's boring and cold in here.

...

ok, go to the Blizzard exhibition stand and have a nice time there
(she has played a hunter ages ago until lvl 62 and tamed rare pets).

The first thing she does is talking to one of their representatives
about me and my multiboxing and asking for gifts for me while texting
to me what he is saying (stuff like "we're ok with multiboxing, as long
as it is within the TOS, we don't support these guys but they're quite
funny to watch"). Looks like they got a bunch of gamemasters there
which copy&paste ehh... quote the customer-relationship-manual.

Currently she is taking pictures of the live band on the blizzard
exhibition stand and asking me about the music they play because
she likes it a lot while continuously sending me pictures.

this is one of the strangest days in my life.