How do you reply to those all too frequent questions?

[fpsware]

In response to "WTF?" or "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?"

I play one but due to the poor economy I outsource the other four to China.

hahahhahahhaa

[Acidburning]

Usually when they are emo, I just say, "it's me and my 6 cats."

[moog]

When I played WoW, I'd tell the worst of the muppets that I'm testing a new beta 'clone' feature where you hold down ALT and press the F key for how many extra clones you want, up to a maximum of 4.

More than one went straight for having an extra 4 chars in their party

[JohnGabriel]

When I played WoW, I'd tell the worst of the muppets that I'm testing a new beta 'clone' feature where you hold down ALT and press the F key for how many extra clones you want, up to a maximum of 4.

More than one went straight for having an extra 4 chars in their party

When you do things like that which take away enjoyment from the game you can be reported.

A former guild member liked to whisper the lower end battleground players (ie level 70 in a 70-74 bg) and say "Your AFK flag is set, type '/afk' to remove it." This of course caused the player to exit the battleground, freeing up space for what he hoped would be a higher level.

He was given a 24 hour ban (cant remember exactly but it was short).

[valkry]

When you do things like that which take away enjoyment from the game you can be reported.

A former guild member liked to whisper the lower end battleground players (ie level 70 in a 70-74 bg) and say "Your AFK flag is set, type '/afk' to remove it." This of course caused the player to exit the battleground, freeing up space for what he hoped would be a higher level.

He was given a 24 hour ban (cant remember exactly but it was short).

This is correct. People used to (and still try) to do the emotes... "/e has reported you AFK and you will be removed from the Battle Ground in 2 minutes. To prevent this type /AFK" and blizzard even had a blue post saying that this is not allowed (no I can't link it because it's probably gone, but it happened)

As for my answers, it depends on how I am feeling at that time and how they ask. The best case I have ever done is help a random person start multiboxing, on... the... spot!! He actually bought 3 new accounts and keyclone and I talked him through the set up lol. Not sure if he still plays

[Homer]

When you do things like that which take away enjoyment from the game you can be reported.

A former guild member liked to whisper the lower end battleground players (ie level 70 in a 70-74 bg) and say "Your AFK flag is set, type '/afk' to remove it." This of course caused the player to exit the battleground, freeing up space for what he hoped would be a higher level.

He was given a 24 hour ban (cant remember exactly but it was short).

There is a difference in the ToS between lying and lying to gain a gaming advantage. We do not have our hand on the bible :P. We can lie.

[Ughmahedhurtz]

I have what I like to call the 50/50 rule.

50% of my response method is determined by your attitude when you contact me.
50%(+/-50%) of my response method is determined by your grasp of the English language.

The latter factor fluctuates in direct proportion to the number of assholes I have had to deal with in RL that day.

It's really, really simple most of the time: if you're polite when you contact me, I'll explain anything you want to know or help you with quests or just about anything if I have the time. If you're a douchebag, you get to find out just how evil I'm motivated to be that day.

[MiRai]

I have what I like to call the 50/50 rule.

50% of my response method is determined by your attitude when you contact me.
50%(+/-50%) of my response method is determined by your grasp of the English language.

The latter factor fluctuates in direct proportion to the number of assholes I have had to deal with in RL that day.

It's really, really simple most of the time: if you're polite when you contact me, I'll explain anything you want to know or help you with quests or just about anything if I have the time. If you're a douchebag, you get to find out just how evil I'm motivated to be that day.

Hahaha

Pretty much this.

[fpsware]

....It's really, really simple most of the time: if you're polite when you contact me, I'll explain anything you want to know or help you with quests or just about anything if I have the time. If you're a douchebag, you get to find out just how evil I'm motivated to be that day.

lol. Best answer of the week. You win a rare in-game mount! To claim your prize you need to be in a Battlegrounds and type in this secret code "/afk".

[F9thRet]

I have what I like to call the 50/50 rule.

50% of my response method is determined by your attitude when you contact me.
50%(+/-50%) of my response method is determined by your grasp of the English language.

The latter factor fluctuates in direct proportion to the number of assholes I have had to deal with in RL that day.

It's really, really simple most of the time: if you're polite when you contact me, I'll explain anything you want to know or help you with quests or just about anything if I have the time. If you're a douchebag, you get to find out just how evil I'm motivated to be that day.

Yep. Pretty much. Got tickled today this morning, A lvl 20 hunter decided to follow my small 4 man team, (Low level) , around. He would just sit back and watch, until I said hi. He was simply amazed at how it all worked. gave him a heads up about this place, and thanked him for being courteous. (he had told me, he almost whispered me a few times, but didn't know how much one had to concentrate to keep 4 toons moving.)

Now that being said, many of you know, I run a smallish cattle ranch here in Oklahoma, and unlike my friend Ugh, the assholes I have to deal with are cows. They are only smart when they eat, the rest of the time, they are dumb as hell. Now if I'm lucky, I'll get to shoot a coyote or a Boar, so that livens up my mood, for when that idiot on WoW comes across. But some days, there is just no bacon to be found, and others must pay for their insolence.

Stephen