My Project

[Crum1515]

First up, beta vecter

[MiRai]

I......

...cannot wait to see the final production.

[Gurblash]

i second MiRai's comment. This is going to be a great IRC project.

[Ashley]

I'm shocked that I've actually made the cut...

[MiRai]

I'm shocked that I've actually made the cut...

I have a feeling you're going to play a role equivalent to a janitor.

[Multibocks]

Must be an inside joke, cuz I don't get it.

[Svpernova09]

Must be an inside joke, cuz I don't get it.

Those who don't often visit IRC may be out of the loop, but my understanding is once you see the actual end product it won't matter. Hell, I'm in IRC everyday and I'm pretty lost on this.

[Zub]

that's the magister outfit on that .. thing.. isnt it?

[Crum1515]

SVPER versus The DINOMAN







Written By





Damian Marcrum









Based on the wild adventures of SVPERNOVA09 and my wild
brain






































THE FIELD

DAY 1 0600

GURB / MIRAI / SVPER

FADE IN TO A LARGE OPEN LUSH
FIELD, SVPER STANDING WITH THE
SUN CRESTING BEHIND HIM, CAPE
FLOWING IN THE WIND HIS TRUSTY
BFF MIRAI DIGGING THROUGH THE
CORPSE OF A SNICKERS MONSTER

SVPER
Who the fuck forgot to pay the
power bill?!

MIRAI
One of your dad's probably...

SVPER
There comes a time in every mans
life when he shuts the fuck up,
and I am thankful that today is
that day.

ENTER RIGHT GURB

GURB
Will you Asians stop butt
fucking and doing math, we must
go see the wise wizard Vecter...

SVPER
Aye, we will ride hard and fast,
we will make like my 2 dads,
bareback!

THE PARTY RUSHES OFF TO TOWN TO
GATHER THE REST OF THEIR PARTY

GATHERING THE TROOPS

DAY 1 0900

MIRAI / SVPER / GURB /

THE GROUP ENTERS A RUN DOWN
TOWN, WITH AN INN AND A WEAPON
SHOP ON THE MAIN STREET

SVPER
MiRai, head to the weapon shop
and fetch us the armsman Ashley,
we will need some extra fire
power on this mission and
possibly someone to talk the
enemy to death.

MIRAI
Fuck that noise, I have to get
to the store and get a few
snickers and it's buffalo
chicken sub month at subway.

SVPER
I guess that leaves it up to you
Gurb, you must fetch us
Ashley... Gurb... GURB! Where
the hell did he go? How am I
suppost to lead when all my
raiders are mildy retarded...

SVPER HEADS INTO THE WEAPON SHOP

THE INN

DAY 1 0930

GURB / MUFFINMAN

GURB ENTERS HIS ROOM TO FIND
MUFFIN MAN STANDING IN HIS
UNDERWEAR TALKING ON THE PHONE.
THE FAINT FLICKER OF ASIAN POO
PORN PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

GURB
Oh dear

MUFFINMAN
Don't act like you're not
impressed.

GURB
Listen, we are headed off to
Vecters Poo Palace to get him to
turn the power back on at
Svper's house. You should come
along, we could always use
another chick on the
adventure...

MUFFINMAN TURNS AROUND AND MOONS
GURB, EXPOSING THE GOAT

MUFFINMAN
Touch it

SCREEN FADES WITH GURB SMILING

THE WEAPONSHOP

DAY 1 09.40

ASHLEY / POYZON / SVPER

INT OF SHOP HAS ASHLEY TALKING
WITH THE SHOP OWNER POYZON,
SVPER APPROACHES AND HEARS THE
CONVERSATION

ASHLEY
dude, check this one out

ASHLEY HOLDS UP A PHOTO OF AN AV
SCORECARD

and check this out

ASHLEY PRODUCES ANOTHER

POYZON
oh shit, thank god you're here
Svper, this kid has been showing
me AV screenshots for 13 hours
straight. I am just trying to
unload some shit from this box
of dicks and he wont stop
touching me...

SVPER
Ashley, put your panties on, we
have a mission.

ASHLEY
No shit, can i bring my ten
hunters? PEW PEW BOOM BOOM

SVPER
how about you just come?

ASHLEY
i thought you would never ask

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BY W.H.
PLAYS AND CAMERA FADES OUT AND
INTO THE STREET OUTSIDE OF THE
SHOP

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS

DAY 1 1000

ASHLEY / GURB / MIRAI /
MUFFINMAN / SVPER

THE PARTY GATHERS ON THE ROAD
AND BEGINS WALKING TOWARS THE
WIZARDS DOWN THE ROAD

SVPER
ok, who's healing and who's
tanking?

MIRAI
i'll tank

SVPER
i harldy call what you do
tanking, more like flopping

MIRAI
thats what she said

GURB
I'll heal, i just got chain
heal!

MUFFINMAN
yeah you did... put me in dem
chains sexy man

ASHLEY
you wanna know how i know you
guys are gay? (pause 3 seconds)
cuz your dicks taste like shit

SVPER
(facepalms) well at any rate we
are at the border of the might
Vecters land, tread carefully,
as he dislikes homoeroticism and
yet keeps 34 choir boys in his
bedroom...

THE SKY CHANGES TO DARK AND IT
BEGINS TO SNOW - A WONKY LOOKING
CASTLE LOOMS IN THE DARKNESS

THE LAND OF VECTER

DAY 1 1900

ASHLEY / GURB / MIRAI /
MUFFINMAN / SVPER / VECTER /
VETER

THE PARTY CROSSES THE BORDER
INTO THE NEW REALM

A LOUD VOICE BOOMS AND VECTER
APPEARS

VECTER
OFF MY LAWN!

SVPER
oh shit!

VECTER
ALL OFFICE FURNITURE 45% OFF!!

MIRAI
...wut

VECTER
MEASURE TWICE CUT ONCE

ASHLEY
holy fuck this guy is old, but I
have seen older, my friend the
other day owns a dealership.
this one time, i PEW PEW BOOM
BOOM and then I wrecked everyone

GURB
muffinman, if we dont make it, I
just want you to know... your
sister is hot

MUFFINMAN
i love all your dads

SVPER
Oh wise wizard, we seek power
for the house of svper, alas I
cannot photoshop cats onto my
genitals without the aid of
power

VETER
what you seek cannot be found,
place your pants upon the groun

MIRAI
is that some sort of riddle?

VECTER
show me your balls

THE END

[Gurblash]

I need to get to practicing my voice acting skills!