I'm not a bot challenge

[Ughmahedhurtz]

For the "OMG CHEATERZ" ones:

Toon1:

/say Guys, did you see that?
/in 5 /lol
/in 8 /say Yeah, said something about "cheating" or "not fair" or whatever the new anti-boxing argument is.
/in 25 /say So if you're that butthurt about things, click the ? button and report us. 
/in 45 /say heh...true that. Oh, btw...
/in 50 /say IGNORED.

Toon2:

/in 1 /say See what?
/in 12 /say Oh, that. My auto-ignore-idiots script filtered him already. Call me if he says anything interesting.
/in 30 /say lol...yeah, good luck with that. ;)
/in 50 /say IGNORED.

Toon3:

/in 1 /em looks confused.
/in 15 /say heh
/in 32 /say and then go bother someone who is actually violating the ToS
/in 50 /say IGNORED.

Toon4:

/in 2 /say Who, that scruffy-looking idjit?
/in 18 /say lol
/in 35 /say like people who harass other people by calling them cheaters repeatedly.
/in 50 /say IGNORED.

Toon5:

/in 4 /chuckle
/in 18 /say yeah, no kidding. Why can't these kids go bother that guy that's AFKing in AV?
/in 40 /say lol, especially by logging in alts and flaming us, thinking blizzard can't tell it's your alt when they ban you. :D
/in 50 /say IGNORED.

I'm thinking about setting up something like this in Rift.

You'd have to come up with something a bit more complex for people who are honestly asking out of benign/positive curiosity, as I like to chat with those folks and explain a bit about how cool it is. I"m sure you could come up with something funny in the above format, though.