I lol'd heartily sir. Probably the kind of guy who pokes his finger into a campfire, goes "OW FIRE HOT!", waits a second or two, then repeats the poke -> OW -> poke -> OHGODOW WHY -> ....poke -> AHHHH MY FINGER IS MELTING -> poke with new finger and still wonder why it hurts...DARWIN IS SPINNING SO FAST HE IS DRILLING OUT OF HIS GRAVE, KIDS! Generally when something zaps you you don't do it again a second later.