Banned WoW player offering bribes

[Khatovar]

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Gol...ing,12446.html

"I got my WoW account banned yesterday during the archaeology bot ban wave," the gamer writes. "I wasn't a gold farmer or seller, never bought gold. I just botted archaeology because it's a boring profession. I'm looking for a WoW Account Admin (WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard.com) to un-ban my account for $1000 USD. No questions asked - your anonymity will be preserved."

Maybe he should have taken that $1000 and invested it in movies and stuff to watch while farming Archeology instead of botting?

[RSM72]

Oh I could probably forward him some of the WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard contacts rotting away in my spamfilter and make some cash in the process.

[Ualaa]

That's pretty funny.

[ashlor]

Yeah I heard about this guy on The Instance it was quiet funny to hear that he only offered a grand for a service that will likely cost some one their job.

[moosejaw]

Hilarious. If I was a a Wow admin I would take his money then place his account on the same thumb drive as the Sword of Truth. Then I would toss the thumb drive into the mount Kilauea volcano and /evillaugh.

[ebony]

Hilarious. If I was a a Wow admin I would take his money then place his account on the same thumb drive as the Sword of Truth. Then I would toss the thumb drive into the mount Kilauea volcano and /evillaugh.

it was called the "Sword Of A Thousand Truths"

""Long ago, when the World of Warcraft was created, one of the programmers put a sword called The Sword of a Thousand Truths[1] into the game inventory. But the sword was considered to be too powerful for anyone to possess, so it was removed from the game and stored on a one gig flash drive. But it was foretold[2] that one day players who could wield the sword might reveal themselves.""

[lans83]

OMG I WANT THAT FREAKIN SWORD!!!

I'd be all like, "BY THE PWR OF GREYSKULL!!" and junk