WTFBBQing world pvp attackers

[katsurahama]

I was in shadowmoon valley leveling a full level 68 team. A 71 shaman landed and engaged me even though they had to be able to tell it was more than one person - i have a hunter and lock in the group and they had seen me grinding quest mobs. He landed and lightning bolted my dk.

I usually ignore people when questing because they just relog and try to camp you later but this person was a fool. He was dead by the time he landed after being death gripped. I could tell his ankh was up but i was walking away and he ankhed and cast an instant chain lightning. I lost about ten percent health on several toons and he died instantly again after that.

Do you have any stories of people who were shockingly stupid like tihis guy?

[Multibocks]

All the time. I had some 85 warrior come and attempt to payback my DK team after I killed his alt for attacking me. WTF did he think was going to happen? Magically solo 5 characters? Once he realized he had no way to pay me back the in game whispers started, accusing me of camping his low level. Boggles the mind sometimes.

[ghonosyph]

lol i was farming quests in uldum not but a few hours ago, bustin ass leveling, doing an escort quest. Had a warlock who was flying overhead get hit by my howling blasts as he was just low enough to be in the aoe range i guess... lol so he and a priest shadow friend of his thought it'd be a good idea to attack me for attacking him.

When they engaged i had already been spamming a large group of spawned adds during the escort... My AoE heal on my pally is on my Shift+T key... which is also my lichborne key/antimagic shell key on my dks... needless to say they tried to spam fear on me 2 or three times then died in the flurry of me howling blast chaining all the adds.... i never even had to target them rofl.... they came back and started spamming /spit on me, i just /lol at them with all five then deathgripped them outta the sky over and over and killed them both again for good measure.

They left shortly after, silly alliance!


PS:coolstorybro !!! lol sorry... had to... ahhahaa

[Shodokan]

I was leveling a warrior (just hit 82) and killed some scrub warrior who was 81. The warrior gets on horde and starts talking trash to me and then gets on his main 85 warlock and proceeds to get stomped by me for 20 kills.

I love REALLY BAD players.

[Multibocks]

I should spec my DKs frost before they nerf it in 4.06

[Littleburst]

Do you have any stories of people who were shockingly stupid like tihis guy?

Probably like 1 in every 50 people i meet in BG's.

Aparantly they think somewhat like this:

OMG i get extremely owned by 4 other chars, this can not happen i shall kill him.

OMFG? I got owned again and again, I must be able to kill those chars!

*nerdrage* DIIIEEEE!!11

Like really, people charging in and dying in 4 Lvb's and they retry and retry me x4 vs him/her, when there's obviously no chance that they would even win 1 char vs 1. Like they lack the ability to move forward or draw a conclusion.

[Noids]

I play on Proudmoore which is a normal server so not a hell of a lot of world PvP action generally. Saying that, I have done a bit in Hellfire in BC, Wintergrasp in LK and now Tol Barad.

I have to say the stupidest was a couple of weeks ago doing the quest mob in the keep in Tol Barad. I hate how people generally don't wait the turns in which they come for these quest mobs so I will quite often drop an Army of the Dead to quickly tag the mob when its my turn. This was my last quest for the day so I dropped all 4 in this case.

So I am standing in the room waiting for the mob to spawn, my priest, 4 DKs and 40 ghouls. This tauren turns up solo, unflagged. Now I don't even know if he attacked one of my toons or just flagged but he literally went red one second then died as the ghouls mobbed him. Funniest thing I've ever seen. I didn't even have time to cast anything or attack in anyway before the ghouls killed the poor bugger.

[Ughmahedhurtz]

Back in Magtheridon's heyday, there were at least two or three people a week that would mess with one of the Zerg there and then proceed to get camped by 3 of us. 15 people usually means you can't get away without spirit rezing at the graveyard. Then of course, there are the guilds that would try to lure us out somewhere and attack us with like 5-10 people. Needless to say, when there's 15-20 of us, they tended to die rather spectacularly.

I recall one episode where they killed one of Oathbreaker's alt teams while he was AFK on top of a mushroom in Zangar. We showed up, killed the 5 or 6 guys that were camping his corpses to prevent a rez and then proceeded to pick them off one at a time as they'd swoop in on their epic mounts to tease us. 15 corruptions tends to make short work of mounted noobs.

Then there were those horde guilds that were really alliance guys that were bored and playing alts that would try to lure us out to "help them kill an elite for a quest." *wink* *wink* When their alliance buddies would try to gank us in the middle of the elite pull, we'd just kill everyone, including the elite. Hilarity. I think that only happened twice, though. Must have been seriously demoralizing.

[ashlor]

had this happen a couple times to me while leveling, one particular time random alli lock questing in uldum same as I thought he wanted to give me and my dk's a try he runs up hits the pally with a curse of doom and before he could cast his next spell he was dead, then uses his sole stone and attempts to flea so I killed him again for good measure he didn't want to play any more after that, sort of gave me some what of a huge birth whenever we were in the same area.

[zenga]

Well last night I was the dumb one. Took portal to Uldum to check out quartermasters (on my geared 85 ele shaman - solo). So inside the main building I see this flagged lvl 84 dranei mage, in the middle of a hearthstone cast to stormwind. Windshear, fs + lvb and 1-2 casts away from killing mage. Mage ice blocks, and I get jumped on by 2 npcs beating the crap out of me and kill me in a few seconds. Mages gives me the 'weird look' emote, and starts to hs again. Think I sat here laughing for minutes about my stupidity.