WTFBBQing world pvp attackers

[katsurahama]

I was in shadowmoon valley leveling a full level 68 team. A 71 shaman landed and engaged me even though they had to be able to tell it was more than one person - i have a hunter and lock in the group and they had seen me grinding quest mobs. He landed and lightning bolted my dk.

I usually ignore people when questing because they just relog and try to camp you later but this person was a fool. He was dead by the time he landed after being death gripped. I could tell his ankh was up but i was walking away and he ankhed and cast an instant chain lightning. I lost about ten percent health on several toons and he died instantly again after that.

Do you have any stories of people who were shockingly stupid like tihis guy?

[Multibocks]

All the time. I had some 85 warrior come and attempt to payback my DK team after I killed his alt for attacking me. WTF did he think was going to happen? Magically solo 5 characters? Once he realized he had no way to pay me back the in game whispers started, accusing me of camping his low level. Boggles the mind sometimes.

[ghonosyph]

lol i was farming quests in uldum not but a few hours ago, bustin ass leveling, doing an escort quest. Had a warlock who was flying overhead get hit by my howling blasts as he was just low enough to be in the aoe range i guess... lol so he and a priest shadow friend of his thought it'd be a good idea to attack me for attacking him.

When they engaged i had already been spamming a large group of spawned adds during the escort... My AoE heal on my pally is on my Shift+T key... which is also my lichborne key/antimagic shell key on my dks... needless to say they tried to spam fear on me 2 or three times then died in the flurry of me howling blast chaining all the adds.... i never even had to target them rofl.... they came back and started spamming /spit on me, i just /lol at them with all five then deathgripped them outta the sky over and over and killed them both again for good measure.

They left shortly after, silly alliance!


PS:coolstorybro !!! lol sorry... had to... ahhahaa

[Shodokan]

I was leveling a warrior (just hit 82) and killed some scrub warrior who was 81. The warrior gets on horde and starts talking trash to me and then gets on his main 85 warlock and proceeds to get stomped by me for 20 kills.

I love REALLY BAD players.

[Multibocks]

I should spec my DKs frost before they nerf it in 4.06

[Littleburst]

Do you have any stories of people who were shockingly stupid like tihis guy?

Probably like 1 in every 50 people i meet in BG's.

Aparantly they think somewhat like this:

OMG i get extremely owned by 4 other chars, this can not happen i shall kill him.

OMFG? I got owned again and again, I must be able to kill those chars!

*nerdrage* DIIIEEEE!!11

Like really, people charging in and dying in 4 Lvb's and they retry and retry me x4 vs him/her, when there's obviously no chance that they would even win 1 char vs 1. Like they lack the ability to move forward or draw a conclusion.

[Noids]

I play on Proudmoore which is a normal server so not a hell of a lot of world PvP action generally. Saying that, I have done a bit in Hellfire in BC, Wintergrasp in LK and now Tol Barad.

I have to say the stupidest was a couple of weeks ago doing the quest mob in the keep in Tol Barad. I hate how people generally don't wait the turns in which they come for these quest mobs so I will quite often drop an Army of the Dead to quickly tag the mob when its my turn. This was my last quest for the day so I dropped all 4 in this case.

So I am standing in the room waiting for the mob to spawn, my priest, 4 DKs and 40 ghouls. This tauren turns up solo, unflagged. Now I don't even know if he attacked one of my toons or just flagged but he literally went red one second then died as the ghouls mobbed him. Funniest thing I've ever seen. I didn't even have time to cast anything or attack in anyway before the ghouls killed the poor bugger.

[Drizhal]

I play on Proudmoore which is a normal server so not a hell of a lot of world PvP action generally. Saying that, I have done a bit in Hellfire in BC, Wintergrasp in LK and now Tol Barad.

I have to say the stupidest was a couple of weeks ago doing the quest mob in the keep in Tol Barad. I hate how people generally don't wait the turns in which they come for these quest mobs so I will quite often drop an Army of the Dead to quickly tag the mob when its my turn. This was my last quest for the day so I dropped all 4 in this case.

So I am standing in the room waiting for the mob to spawn, my priest, 4 DKs and 40 ghouls. This tauren turns up solo, unflagged. Now I don't even know if he attacked one of my toons or just flagged but he literally went red one second then died as the ghouls mobbed him. Funniest thing I've ever seen. I didn't even have time to cast anything or attack in anyway before the ghouls killed the poor bugger.

If you are same faction you can tag the mob with the person and it counts for both people. Includes lootable items like the Archmage Staff, so it's not really a case of waiting...Unless it's another faction of course and then it's mob/node steal at all costs to keep the feud alive. I particularly enjoy training a group of mobs onto a guy dropping an AoE trying to get at a mining/herb node. But then again, I dislike the hordes....

But Tol Barad makes for some hilarious fights.
A buddy of mine got ganked by 5 hordies a combination of 3 pallies a rogue and a feral druid in Tol Barad while doing dailies, since another friend and I were in the area we showed up. So 2 boomkins and 1 arms warrior ...We proceeded to kill all 5 repeatedly they even had a hunter from their guild show up to help...

After getting roflstomped for about 7 or 8 kills (Non pvp so why they didn't just hang out at the GY and stop rushing in at us...) each the better geared prot pally decides to log on an ally and proceed with tell taunts of how we won't 1v1 him and why we root and run instead of standing there to let him melee us... This from the guy who figured that 6v3 was completely fair or the fact that apparently a bum rush of bodies means people will eventually die? *Boggle* Bad players are bad...

[Tonuss]

After getting roflstomped for about 7 or 8 kills (Non pvp so why they didn't just hang out at the GY and stop rushing in at us...) each the better geared prot pally decides to log on an ally and proceed with tell taunts of how we won't 1v1 him and why we root and run instead of standing there to let him melee us...

That's when you know that they are angry and embarrassed. A lot of players who get smacked around in PVP understand that is how it goes sometimes, so they take their lumps and have fun with it. The players that log on an alt to talk smack are the ones that forgot that it's a game and won't be able to sleep that night. Those are always the most satisfying ones.

[Noids]

That's when you know that they are angry and embarrassed. A lot of players who get smacked around in PVP understand that is how it goes sometimes, so they take their lumps and have fun with it. The players that log on an alt to talk smack are the ones that forgot that it's a game and won't be able to sleep that night. Those are always the most satisfying ones.

QFT. The best of these are in cross realm BGs when you get people from other realms making lvl 1s to do it.

Drizhal the mobs I'm referring to are on the neutral Tol Barad island. No actual loot from them and last week when I did the quest only one group or person could tag them still. I think the change to the mini dungeon bosses in TB being lootable by all was a very reasonable one by Blizz for a change :P