WTFBBQing world pvp attackers

[Ughmahedhurtz]

Back in Magtheridon's heyday, there were at least two or three people a week that would mess with one of the Zerg there and then proceed to get camped by 3 of us. 15 people usually means you can't get away without spirit rezing at the graveyard. Then of course, there are the guilds that would try to lure us out somewhere and attack us with like 5-10 people. Needless to say, when there's 15-20 of us, they tended to die rather spectacularly.

I recall one episode where they killed one of Oathbreaker's alt teams while he was AFK on top of a mushroom in Zangar. We showed up, killed the 5 or 6 guys that were camping his corpses to prevent a rez and then proceeded to pick them off one at a time as they'd swoop in on their epic mounts to tease us. 15 corruptions tends to make short work of mounted noobs.

Then there were those horde guilds that were really alliance guys that were bored and playing alts that would try to lure us out to "help them kill an elite for a quest." *wink* *wink* When their alliance buddies would try to gank us in the middle of the elite pull, we'd just kill everyone, including the elite. Hilarity. I think that only happened twice, though. Must have been seriously demoralizing.

[ashlor]

had this happen a couple times to me while leveling, one particular time random alli lock questing in uldum same as I thought he wanted to give me and my dk's a try he runs up hits the pally with a curse of doom and before he could cast his next spell he was dead, then uses his sole stone and attempts to flea so I killed him again for good measure he didn't want to play any more after that, sort of gave me some what of a huge birth whenever we were in the same area.

[zenga]

Well last night I was the dumb one. Took portal to Uldum to check out quartermasters (on my geared 85 ele shaman - solo). So inside the main building I see this flagged lvl 84 dranei mage, in the middle of a hearthstone cast to stormwind. Windshear, fs + lvb and 1-2 casts away from killing mage. Mage ice blocks, and I get jumped on by 2 npcs beating the crap out of me and kill me in a few seconds. Mages gives me the 'weird look' emote, and starts to hs again. Think I sat here laughing for minutes about my stupidity.

[Apps]

In Deepholm just last week. Me = (4) Bloodelf Priests. (3) shadow and (1) holy..

Minding my own business, questing, a 5 boxer Pally set drops in on me, and starts going to town. I admit, I had a hard time keeping everyone alive, and soon realized this was either going to take a while, or, else Id run out of mana. I had a little time to locate his leader. Cast Mind control from all 4... (He cant stop ALL of me), and threw his ass off the edge of the cliff we were on. The other 4 Pallies just stood there a sec. I could see him pick a new one to lead. Rinse, repeat 2 more times, until he had just 2 left.

/Pally bubble, and run.

I let him go. He got the point.

[Siaea]

Couple, one where I was stupid, one where they were really stupid. I first got to Ramakhen or whatever it is on my shaman team, a druid (85) kept following me through town, so I insta flameshock/LvB and nearly killed him. He hauls ass outside doing what druids do, healing and running. Almost get him...almost dead...five guards pretty much barbeque me in a second. I'm sure he had a good laugh on that one.

Another, an 81 or so hunter decides to engage my DK when I was on my PvE team (DK 82, the rest 80). I guess he didn't see the 4 decently geared 80s behind me. He died several times before giving up and flying off. Don't know why he kept attacking my DK and ignoring the chain of DPS and holy pally behind me.

[thedreameater]

I'm actually an anti-ganker. While leveling my 4shammy/pally team in Cata I would run across gankers jumping horde all the time. Instead of killing the ganker, I 4xchain healed the hordie. Haha, fun times.

[Kang]

Crucible of Carnage brings out a lot of dead heroes. This is the latest, but there have been a few times when LoB members are present helping folks with the chain when horde think, "Oh wow! Free kills!" yeah not so much.

I was on my mage the other day in a random group working on the quest chain. A druid and a DK decide to gank us while we kill the bosses. Myself and another mage roast the two, repeatedly. They tried to get us each boss. Each time they died and there was barely a hiccup in the encounter. B+ for effort, D- for execution.