Agent Sam,

good work defending yourself here, and kudos on stretching the truth so far and making un-verifiable claims, we are very proud at the way you have skillfully dodged and parried all attacks and maintained your cover as an undercover agent. Here is a few examples for the rest of us on how skilled you really are.

Obvisouly some of those are not AV.
Correct! and as we all know, real PvP happens only in AV, every other BG is a lame waste of time, Great work! (also, great mis-direction misspelling 'obviously' there, Horde never know how to spell!)

Ya well no doubt you are doing more then I am, old or not thats a lot of damage, and killz to deaths is looking good as well, I have more work to do for sure but time will tell.
Please watch it here, though, you almost gave away your true allegiances, with the "i have more work to do" and it sounded like a reasonable, sensible, Alliance thing to say. Of course you follow it up with a skillful "time will tell" the age-old deflection to an indistinguishable time-frame in which you will never really be held accountable, but serves to throw off your scent for the time being. Great job!

Well whatever. I just take consulation in the fact the DK's die to me 3-4 times.
Excellent! Forget about winning the BG, or taking objectives and being useful, just make it look as though you were contributing! that's the spirit! Great work, Agent Sam. (again, great misdirection on the spelling of "consolation" there, what a good Horde you pretend to be!)

See ya on the battlefield, dead at my feet.
PERFECT! Arrogant self-confidence with absolutely no basis in reality, exactly what we would expect if you really were Horde! Masterful! You are quite good at this deception thing, and we commend you. Keep up the great work!

-Alliance