Well, I humbly offer myself up as a sacrifice to the rapacious needs of Blizzard - if any Blizz employees who can get an F&F invite want a reasonably geeky wife who loves video games, hit me up.

I keed, I keed! Besides, knowing my luck I'd wind up with someone who does in-game support and he'd come home and scream at me about the people he has to deal with.