LOL...I think I have you all beat. My 3rd account's machine is a P4 1.2Ghz non-HT single-core with an ATA/66 HDD and an AGP NVidia GeForce 4 Ti4200 with 32MB of VRAM. That thing takes FOREVER to boot and launch WoW. It gets about 7-19 FPS in Shattrath or Orgrimmar when lotsa folks are around...and that's with the graphics sliders all turned to the minimum and all effects/shaders turned off. :P

This is the PC that I use when I get nostalgic and wanna play around with some of my old Win95/Win98 games.