How do we get Dave out of AV?

[Fursphere]

I beloved guild member, Dave is hopelessly addicted to AV.

We need to help him break free of this sick addiction!

[Mokoi]

I beloved guild member, Dave is hopelessly addicted to AV.

We need to help him break free of this sick addiction!

I suggested we go to the strippers, but he insisted that he wouldn't go unless they were at least 400+ Pole Dancing skill.

/fail

[Fursphere]

*gasp*

The addiction is worse than I had anticipated! We may have to bride him with Naxx runs to keep him out of AV....

[daviddoran]

lol you guys are funny. I can quit whenever i want.

[Mokoi]

I don't believe you. Why do i keep seeing broken I.Win buttons in your pockets when I go to do your laundry?

You have a problem, and I think it's time for an intervention.

[daviddoran]

Wait, when did you start doing my laundry? Must be a long commute...

[Mokoi]

well, my father was strong with the force, and when I was born Yoda sensed my uber metaclorean count, and trained me. Unfortunately the extent of my Jedi powers is limited to using my powers of persuasion to control your body from great distances, and only while you are doing laundry..

I know, its messed up.

[Fursphere]

well, my father was strong with the force, and when I was born Yoda sensed my uber metaclorean count, and trained me. Unfortunately the extent of my Jedi powers is limited to using my powers of persuasion to control your body from great distances, and only while you are doing laundry..

I know, its messed up.

QFT!

Wait, what the fuck did you just say?

[Mokoi]

.. things like this is why my priests aren't 80 yet! STOP POSTING THINGS! even uninteresting and ridiculous things.. you are all distracting me ..

[Mokoi]

/confused