I haven't received any hate in a while, sadly. I set up about 10 different SHODAN quotes as retorts. They are hilarious and really get people going:

"My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision."

"My cybernetic children will feed on your flesh, and none will ever know of your deeds, or even your name."

"Cease your pestering, insect. Accept the coming of your new lord. "

"You are nothing. A wretched bag of flesh... what are you, compared to my magnificence?"